Get the Suncream Out, A Walk around York, Feeding the Yorkshire Dinosaurs, A Skeleton of Someone just like Me, Viking DNA but little Hair.

Post 248: 16 April 2018, York 

I had a hospital visit in the morning to have tiny skin ‘mark’ checked. Walkers are high risk in relation to skin issues and despite having put suncream on and worn hats on a regular basis, it was confirmed that I do have to have minor surgery. It should rectify the issue and, as it is not urgent, I can still go to Bavarian Alps. I would however urge all walkers and others regularly in the outdoors to wear suncream and a hat, even in winter. My dentist, yes dentist,  has even told me that many of her ‘outdoor type’ patients have skin issues.

The appointment didn’t last long and so I decided to play tourist around York and have a walk around the beautiful historic city and visit a couple of museums. You can see the history of England in York. 

I first headed to Roman Britain in the Yorkshire Museum in the Museum Gardens. I was pleased that I will soon be heading to the Bavarian Alps in Germany, which the Romans called Germania Superior. It sounds promising. York was called Eboracum.

IMG_E1675IMG_1674I then went to Yorkshire’s Jurassic World area in the museum and was able to feed huge dinosaurs with tree branches that I picked with ‘special equipment’ and wearing ‘virtual reality googles’. It was too realistic for comfort and only those above 5 years old can partake. I just qualified by over 60 years! IMG_E1672There are huge bones on display of actual dinosaurs. IMG_E1673IMG_E1670IMG_E1669There is an interesting geological map created in 1815 by William ‘Stata’ Smith, which represents the first complete geological map of this country. There is also a floor map as below made of pebbles.IMG_1679I then headed to the Viking area of the museum as York has been described as the Viking Capital of England. It is said that Viking men had long hair and elaborate engraved combs (see lower photograph) as it was more attractive to women. Despite having 32% Viking DNA, I don’t have much hair now!IMG_1663I therefore moved onto the Medieval section and thought the skeleton had some likeness to me as he was also very tall. However, he had a sad and violent end so that didn’t cheer me up either.

IMG_1668IMG_E1667 Leaving the museum, St Mary’s Abbey looked splendid in the sunshine with vibrant daffodils around it.  This was a Benedictine monastery founded by William II in 1088 and was one of the wealthiest in the country. In 1539 the Abbey was closed during Henry VIII’s dissolution of the monasteries. IMG_E1700IMG_1696IMG_1699IMG_1703Nearby is the Hospitium, a timber-framed medieval building, once used as the guest house for St Mary’s Abbey. The ground floor was built in 1310, the first floor in 1420 and a new roof added in 1930. IMG_1698I then wandered through Museums Gardens to the excellent Kings’s Manor. This was originally the Abbott’s house, part of St Mary’s Abbey, its earliest remains dating from the 13th century. After the dissolution of the monasteries the Council of the North was held there until 1642. The coat of arms are of Charles I and also James I  to mark his stay there on the way to England to be crowned in 1603. The buildings are now used by the University of York for the Departments of Archaeology, Eighteenth-Century Studies and Medieval Studies.IMG_1693

IMG_1694I continued to the nearby  York Art Gallery,  which has an extensive ceramic collection IMG_1684IMG_1682There are other substantial art works and regular temporary exhibitions. IMG_1690IMG_1687This is a very old painting of Robin Hood’s Bay, which particularly attracted my attention IMG_1688At the back of the gallery are some fine gardens and walled quiet areas.IMG_1680IMG_1681I then wandered past York Minster, built between 1220 and 1472 which is the  largest Gothic cathedral north of the Alps and the largest medieval cathedral in England.  The Great East Window is the largest expanse of medieval stained glass in the world.

In doing so the adjacent St Michael-le Belfrey church is also passedIMG_1707IMG_1710It was a fine, enjoyable, unplanned walk using only my mobile phone for photographs and a reminder of how interesting and beautiful York is.

Miles Walked 5.7

Steps 11,000

Calories burnt 2,400  

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 6 – The Inn Way – A Dank Day – Little and Large.

Post 247: 12 April 2017, The Inn Way – Yorkshire Dales – Bainbridge to Above Swaledale 

We arrived at Bainbridge at just before 9.00am and started walking shortly afterwards on a dank day. We came across the following sign, which showed the rocks we had been on the previous Monday.

P1100901We climbed up to Brough Scar, where even the lambs were sheltering from the cold. P1100904We soon reached a poor imitation of Stonehenge. P1100905We descended to Worton. P1100906The Victoria Inn there dates from 1698 and is the last remaining example in the Yorkshire Dales of a farm-cum-pub. Unfortunately, it was closed both in the morning and when we passed on it on the way home.

Sid the Yorkshireman had offered to take us for a drink there for his 65th as it is a ‘pub of great character. However, he has this ‘unique’ ability to offer us a free drink only to find the place he wants to take us is closed. It said open all day on the door so we reckoned he must have used the internet to check opening hours! We weren’t born ‘under a bush’.

Our route to Nappa Mill took us along the edge of the River Ure and followed The North of England Way. All that water will be heading to York, along with water from the Rivers Swale and Ouse!

P1100910Arriving at Nappa Mill we noticed that a car had seemed to have an argument with a lawn mower and come off worse. P1100911

P1100913A little further on sheep had taken over the old dismantled railway line that used to run to Hawes. P1100914Nappa Hall, a fine fortified dwelling or ‘pele tower’ built in about 1450, was passed.P1100915Newbiggin Beck was then crossed as Sid the Yorkshireman tried unsuccessfully to repeat his Basil Fawlty silly walk. P1100916He then suggested we take the scenic route into Askrigg. P1100918We passed The White Rose Hotel, Lodge Yard and the King’s Arms.

The main street widens in front of the 15th century church of St Oswald’s and has as a focal point an iron bull ring in the cobbles, where we stopped for our coffee and banana break. You have to keep Sid the Yorkshireman and Alf under control by some means.

P1100922Opposite is Crinkly House, the ‘Skeldale House’ of the BBC television series ‘All Creatures Great and Small’.P1100923 The church is the largest and most imposing in Wensleydale and its interior is worth a visit.P1100924P1100926P1100928P1100929We then left the village past the Crown Inn, heading north along the road into the mist towards Swaledale.

P1100930The views were impressively bad in the increasing mist as we ascended steeply along the road for about 3 miles.

Unable to see Swaledale, we descended back towards Wensleydale to leave The Inn Way and to find a route back to the car. We should have seen the view below but in fact saw only mist.

P1100940It had been reported that on Carlton Bank on the North York Moors a rare and large Eagle Owl had been spotted.

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We wondered if this was the Dales version. P1100942We left the road along Low Straights Lane (Track) and reached Mill Gill and the waterfall for a fine lunch location. See video on Facebook. P1100944P1100948There used to be two comedians called Little and Large, but this is an optical illusion of Sid the Yorkshireman and Alf , caused by the differing rock levels. They also reported that the ground beneath their feet was vibrating. P1100952

That’s better.  If there was vibrating I didn’t notice it with sorbothane insoles inside my boots.

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After lunch we came across a sequence of bridges, a packhorse bridge and one belonging to the old railway.

And one over the River Ure

P1100958Arriving back in Bainbridge we noticed no expense had been spared on the bus signs. P1100959The Rose and Crown was passed for the last time on this walk.

P1100960Despite the weather, it was a fine walk and it could have been worse as it rained whilst driving back home.

Miles Walked 11.2

Steps 25,000

Calories Burnt 3,300

Drinks bought by Sid the Yorkshireman  0 (again). 

 

Adopting My Trig Pillar, Away From It All, Paradise.

Post 246: How to adopt a Trig Pillar and get away from it all. 

P1080289There has recently been a lot on the 1,000 Mile Country Walking Magazine Facegroup Group about trig pillars (also known as trig points and ordnance survey columns)  and so I have decided to tell my story about my adopted trig point north east of Helmsley on the North York Moors.  It is a story of what happens when you put one foot in front of the other and things turn out in a way that you could never imagine.

As this Evening Press photograph shows it really is the place to get away from it all.

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I first discovered it when I was planning my ‘The North of England Way’ coast to coast walking route, which was published in 1997.

Walking from Sutton Bank, which James Herriot described as ‘the finest view in England’, I had been disappointed that I had not really come across what I regard as the definitive character of the Moors, that is heather clad open moorland. I was walking up a dead straight lane past Low Farm, Middle Farm and High Farm just north of Pockley. Below is Canadian Tara who was walking this section of my coast to coast in August 2015 in heavy rain. I felt very sorry for her to travel all the way from Canada and walk solo 162 miles to find it pouring down with rain at this point. Canadian ladies are tough and determined.

It is possible to park carefully at High Farm as I had done on this occasion, but do not to block any farm entrances. P1060173.1jpgAfter the farms the tarmacked lane became a track leading to Beadlam Rigg Plantation.  From Middle Farm to the trig point it is about 2 miles. P1080279P1080281I emerged from the woods to follow a heather lined, ascending track.P1080282P1070819On reaching a gate at the top I reached the escarpment of Rollgate Bank  and a huge expansive view, as far as the eyes could see, of an open heather clad moorland  – a ‘patchwork quilt’ that on a good sunny day will take your breath away.

The Landons_3515_edited-1White Rose Walk_2902_edited-1I then turned right along the track to find the trig pillar. I knew then my book would be completed and published.My trig point_2837

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Trig Pillars  are looked on favourably by walkers as they usually indicated the highest point in the area and give 360 degree views as this one does. If lost in mist or fog when you find one you should be able to identify your position from the trig symbol on your map. Even Bill Bryson included them in his list of favourite British items in his 2015 book The Road to Little Dribbling.

I also learnt in 1992 that trig pillars were coming up for adoption. I already had two children and this seemed a lot easier than adopting children They don’t answer back, they don’t keep moving, they don’t request pocket money, they don’t need to go to the Doctors or A&E, they don’t require feeding, they don’t smoke, take drugs or drink, they don’t have boyfriends or girlfriends. What could be easier?

I wrote off to Ordnance Survey and my interest was registered in December 1992.

P1100894They also issued guidance on how I ‘care’ for my new friend.

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My Adoption was eventually agreed and in 1997 I decided it definitely needed a coat of paint before my coast to coast route opened up. I first had to get the approval of the owner of the land and got this in January 1997.

The only person I could persuade to join me in the painting ceremony was Penny, another Canadian walking friend. It was a cold but sunny February day!

P1030233Penny painting David's trigThe place clearly left a great impression on Penny as some years later, when she became seriously and terminally ill in Canada and then Australia, she left instructions that this should be one of her final resting places.  I had already indicated in the Conclusion of my book that this should also be my final resting place and so I will be in the company of another great lover of walking and the outdoors.

I have been back to the trig pillar with friends on other walks which pass this way. Sid the Yorkshireman, Geordie Caz, Alf and Victoria.

P1070815There is even a bench just a little further on down from the trig pillar off Rollgate Bank. A fabulous place to listen to the silence, feel the breeze in your hair (if you have any) and admire the views.

The trig pillar is at a height of 971 feet and there are circular walks in the area.

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I only request that if you pass this way (very few people do) leave no litter and please respect this is a ‘special’ place. Leave it as you find it.

Or, if you are a really keen walker, you can walk 38 miles to the North Sea at Scarborough or 162 miles to the Irish Sea at Ravenglass on The North of England Way!

I will finish with a beautiful poem, which fits the scene perfectly.

I came across in Dent Youth Hostel in an old Dalesman Magazine. I have tried to trace the author without success.

Paradise?

Immobile Moors

Ancient

Never Changing

From age to age.

Yet ever changing

Moment to moment

Sunshine, shadow

Silvery rain

Fleeting over their vast beauty.

A tangible peace

Refreshing ourselves

World weary

The silence

Sometimes splintered

By the trickling becks

Paradise?

Not yet!

The best is yet to be

Our birth into Eternity

 

PS: I have recently checked and the adoption scheme is no longer running. However, with the landowner’s permission you may go to a trig point and keep an eye on it and report any issues regarding it to the Ordnance Survey. 

 

Day 5 – The Inn Way – In the Stocks, An Early Bath, Fog Bound, The Naming of Geordie Caz, Walking on Water, Frogs for Breakfast.

Post 245: 9 April 2018, The Inn Way, Yorkshire Dales, Stalling busk to Bainbridge. 

Carol and Sid the Yorkshireman had returned from their holidays and were now able to join me on the next stage of The Inn Way. As Sid the Yorkshireman is allergic to traffic we decided to leave home at 7.00am. This worked very well until we hit fog! This put Sid the Yorkshireman in a very bad mood which, combined with the longer journey to the Dales instead of the Moors, persisted most of the day.

After we left the A1 and headed into the Dales the fog miraculously lifted, the sun came out and all was well with the world. We parked with the Rose and Crown  Inn in sight.P1100770However, things got worse for Sid the Yorkshireman when he discovered there was a charge of 20p for the toilets. Needless to say having paid my 20p he was waiting outside and got in free. Due to Sid the Yorksshireman’s grumbly mood, nothing was right, and due to his non payment of toilet fees, we decided to punish him by putting him in the stocks.P1100771Not having any tomatoes or such like to throw at him, we gave Carol a turn who was much more cheerful, having just retired. P1100777Sid the Yorkshireman then decided to apply his sheep ‘whispering powers’, which totally failed as the sheep bolted. P1100779P1100780It was time for an early bath.P1100781We were heading to the start of the next section of The Inn Way at Stalling Busk. 

We had an ascent towards Greensley Bank Farm where there had been a slight route change compared to our map, now going through the farm to the right of it before turning back 45 degrees towards a big tree and the Cam High Road. The farmer kindly pointed this out to us. The scenery was delightful.

P1100783P1100784P1100787P1100788The Cam High Road, a Roman road, is straight in the manner of Roman road construction and is at high level, before descending to the Roman Fort of  Virosidvm in  Bainbridge. P1100789The views from the Cam High Road on such a day were stunning. Yorbrugh at 1686 feet (515 metres) can be seen ahead.P1100790P1100791Leaving the steady climb up the Cam High Road we followed a steeper, boggier path signed MarsettP1100792I got a little ahead and waited at the top as a skylarks sang and planes flew overhead.  I am not sure whether they were classed as near misses. P1100795Soon afterwards we decided to stop for our coffee and banana break as it was now about 11.00am and sometime since we had eaten breakfast. See separate video on Facebook. 

The view back towards the plain of York was superb as the fog we had driven through was still there and appeared as a bank or wall of mist at the end of the valley. I was tempted to walk a couple of miles to the next hill to view and photograph it more closely but Carol and Sid the Yorkshireman were not keen. P1100796Instead we enjoyed the sound of the Raydale valley skylark and took in the wonderful views in the warming sunshine. There could be no better place for a coffee break? The village of Marsett, our next destination, could just be seen lower down.P1100797Raydale once formed part of the hunting forest of the Lords of Middleham Castle and means valley of the roebuck. It is enclosed by the wonderfully named Yockenthwaite Moor at 2109 feet (643 metres), Fleet Moss at 1955 feet (596 metres) and Drumaldace at  2014 feet (614 metres).  Raydale seen from our coffee location on some outcrops of rocks is probably one of the most breathtaking views in the Yorkshire Dales. P1100798Semer Water glistened, reflecting on itself itself far below. It is one of only three natural sheets of water in Yorkshire, the others being Malham Tarn and Hornsea. P1100801However, we couldn’t stay forever and eventually began our steepish descent, whilst watching out for the odd hole or two in the soft velvety grass that it would have been easy to turn an ankle on.  P1100803P1100804After a dog gate, which Sid the Yorkshireman decided he wouldn’t fit through having just been on a cruise, he got a bit snap happy with my camera phone.  P1100806 IMG_1607IMG_1608IMG_1610IMG_1613If your wondering why I had a MS Midnatsol (meaning midnight sun) hat on, it was a prize for winning a winter Facebook Hurtiguten photographic competition. It was probably appropriate that, in order to get the winning photograph, I had to climb up and down 418 ice covered steps to the top of Mount Askla in Alesund Norway, which of course is good training for the ups and downs of the Yorkshire Dales and vice versa. Fortunately, I had spikes on but a Norwegian young lady didn’t and came down on her bottom! Quite a sight! It is as well to remember that descending is often harder than ascending as I found out later on this walk. Norway 2010_1570_edited-3By now we were in the midday sun and I think it had affected Sid the Yorkshireman. Given a choice between a ford and a bridge Sid the Yorkshireman will invariably opt for the ford with the premise that is will clean his boots. Note the Basil Fawlty silly-walk style as he crosses Crooks Beck. Very appropriate. P1100811As we climbed to the village of Stalling Busk at 1,100 feet there were fine views back across the valley.P1100814Arriving at the delightful church I could now resume The Inn Way.  

Given that Carol had just retired from work and that she would now be able to walk more often with us we decided that she should be given an official blog/trail name. Poor girl.  After a celebratory lunch on the bench, without champagne, we decided to have an official naming ceremony and there just happened to be an outside font.  She was named Geordie Caz after her original Geordie roots (Newcastle area) and Caz being short for Carol (they do speak funny up there). At least that means that I probably can’t be sued now for defamation of character. P1100818There is fine memorial outside the church. WE WILL REMEMBER THEMP1100819

Leaving the village on The Inn Way we came across a fine house for sale at relatively low cost. For someone who wants to get away from the hustle and bustle of urban life it would be a great opportunity. P1100820P1100821Semer Water came into view again. It is a glacial lake, a last remnant of the Ice Age, when moraine debris was left to retain the glacial meltwater. P1100822The remains of the original church was reached, dating from 1722.P1100824P1100827There were some interesting gravestones in the graveyard; WE WILL REMEMBER THEM. Thomas Hodgson was only 25 when he died for his country and our freedom. P1100831The hand on Ann Tate’s grave is very realistic.P1100835Agelika Davey from the 1,000 mile Facegroup has indicated that the text on the gravestone below is from Psalm 84:
“The bird has found a house, And the swallow her nest. Blessed are those who dwell in your house.”

We think her father’s gravestone was nearby. She was only 47.P1100836It was time to leave the graveyard and the views from it.P1100833Semer Water is home to many species of migrating birds and there are rare plants in the surrounding marshland. It is an area of Special Scientific Interest and is managed by The Yorkshire Wildlife Trust, a charity.

P1100838P1100839As if to prove the point a frog came along to greet us on the path. It was clearly a ‘show off’ as it has some unusual face extras. Frogs will do anything to find a mate at this time of year as we discovered later.  One of my reader’s reads the blogs over breakfast and, as a warning, some later photographs of frogs may put her off her breakfast. They are X-rated and only suitable for over 18s. I think she just qualifies! P1100843After squelching through a lot of mud we reached the end of Semer Water and the clouds were starting to appear and it felt a bit cooler. P1100847

P1100848P1100852 It is possible to walk on water in the Yorkshire Dales.IMG_E1618Especially after writing these blogs with a beer and gin and tonic. IMG_1623It is also possible to become a modern day legend. P1100853Clearly I am the old hermit in the story and Sid The Yorkshireman and Geordie Caz are the couple.

P1100862P1100863Now you will remember that earlier I said it is easier to ascend than descend. This applies on slippy glacial erratic boulders too!

P1100865P1100866P1100867 Any breakfast readers (they know who they are) should now look away. If you try to count the number of frogs there are more than you think. Count the eyes which are the give away. Spring is here!  P1100869P1100871P1100872The River Bain, which can just be seen here as we look back to Semer Water in the far distance, is England’s shortest river at 2 miles. It found a passage through the glacial moraine and finishes in Bainbridge where it joins the River Ure. A smaller river than this is often referred to as a stream, creek, brook, rivulet and rill. P1100878Over the two miles I collected a bag of rubbish – shocking. I wonder if I can get some of that extra high energy stuff as, being suitable for pregnant ewes, growing lambs and tups, it should give me just the sort of boost I need.

P1100883Arriving at Bainbridge the River Bain certainly provided us with a fine finish to a fabulous walk. Note an Archimedes Screw can just be spotted at the end above the waterfalls.  P1100885P1100888P1100889

Miles Walked 10.8 

Steps 23,000

Calories Burnt 3,900

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 4 – The Inn Way – The Horseless Carriage Services, Highest Inn, Hell, An Out and Back, The Dales Last Remaining Glacier, The Greatest Cock-up Ever, Should have gone to Specsavers, A Public Enquiry.

Post 244: 5 April 2018, The Inn Way – Yorkshire Dales, Buckden to Stalling Busk

After previous posts I was no longer Home Alone or Billy no-mates.

Leaving home at 7.30am, with Alf under protest that he had to get up so early on his holiday week, we arrived in the Yorkshire Dales to a glorious morning, here just passing Kettlewell.P1100724We arrived at Buckden car park at 9.30am and parked next to the Horseless Carriage Services! Sid the Yorskshireman was still not available for the walk so we were able to pay the car parking charges, without being made to feel guilty. It pays for the repair of bridges etc. P1100725We climbed a wide track, called Buckden Rake, and had views towards Hubberholme further up Wharefedale.  The track passed through Rakes Wood and skirted the lower flanks of Buckden Pike. It was once part of the Roman road between the forts at Ilkley and Bainbridge. P1100726P1100727Then Cray came into view below us, a small hamlet of old farmhouses, barns and the White Lion Inn. Cray is noted for a series of waterfalls along Cray Gill, which we would shortly walk alongside. The name of the hamlet relates back to ancient tribes of pre-Roman Britain, as Cray is a Celtic word which means fresh stream. P1100729The path ahead was muddy but clear. P1100730Our route ahead could be seen partly on the road ahead in the distance and over Stake Moss.P1100731The views back were superb. P1100732The White Lion Inn at Cray came into view far below. There was no time to divert to what is the highest inn in Wharfedale. This old drovers’ inn dates back to the 17th century. P1100733Our first waterfall encounter was at Cow Close Gill. Some photographers were there early, but there was no obvious easy access to the falls other than climbing over a wall and so we carried on walking.

P1100734We soon came across a couple of signs. P1100735The Pennine Journey sign had particular significance for me and I was pleased to see that the route is now being signed as I had been involved in the book coming to fruition and received an acknowledgement by the Editor David Pitt in his introduction to the book which was also supported by the Wainwright Society. P1100769

The route follows Alfred Wainwright’s 1938 walk described in his book A Pennine Journey, published in 1986. Wainwright’s editor was Jenny Dereham who was later to become my editor.

The 100-mile Lady Anne’s Way is not well known to me and runs from Skipton Castle into Cumbria and the Eden Valley. I think it is one to walk for the future.

We soon reached the B6160 from Buckden to Wensleydale and were able to look back at our route.

P1100736 We soon left the B6160 along a track and stopped for a sheltered banana and coffee break, near a  small waterfall adjoining Hell Gap and looking back into the sun towards Buckden Pike. This is some of the finest open moorland walking in the area. P1100739P1100740We left the main track at a footpath and met a couple from Brighton who had started walking from Stalling Busk and were heading in the opposite direction to the pub at Hubberholme. They confirmed that, despite the recent heavy rain, the route was passable over the streams in the area. P1100742We then decided we had found the Yorkshire Dales last remaining glacier from the Ice Age.P1100743It even had a glacial snout and some terminal moraine and an outwash area. We also have vivid imaginations on our walks. P1100745After completely easy navigation we suddenly arrived at this gate (this photograph was taken on our return journey).P1100761Alf, who was standing in front of the stile to the left, then read the sign saying:

No right of way  through gate. Footpath through stile to left. 

Now somehow, beyond all reason and comprehension, Alf missed the stile and said we needed to follow the wall further down the hill. I didn’t see the stile as Alf was standing in front of it. That’s my excuse and I am sticking to it.

It was a monumental cock-up the likes of which I had never experienced on a walk  before. The Greatest Cock-up in the history of walking, which will be submitted to the Guiness Book of Records as such. 

I have immediately asked for Alf’s wife to make him an appointment at Specsavers to get glasses that he wears all the time, like mine.There did seem to be tracks as we descended the hillside, but I started to question whether we had somehow missed the stile? Alf was adamant that we couldn’t have done and I also said I hadn’t seen one. We eventually arrived at a cracking waterfall where the two streams of Shaw Gate Gill and Silky Gill joined to lead to Cragdale Water. Every cloud has a silver lining as if we had kept to the correct route we would have missed the waterfalls.

We knew we had gone wrong and now had to cross the streams. We eventually found crossing points.  P1100746P1100747We had lost a few hundred feet and had a steep climb back up to the High Lane (track), which we were supposed to be on.

To make matters worse sometime later at Stalling Busk I found that my automatic camera lens cap had gone missing and I believe it may have somehow got detached in this area. If you also get lost and find it there please let me know!

It is likely there will be a Public Enquiry into this monumental cock-up and heads will roll.  Not mine of course as it is well known amongst my friends that I am never to blame for cock-ups.

Back on the High Lane we could only admire the fantastic and expansive views before us.

P1100748P1100749P1100750We dropped down to Stalling Busk for lunch on a bench in the sun at the delightful Church of St Matthew. We watched a paraglider way above us in the blue sky keeping his height using the thermals. We hadn’t expected to see a commemoration plaque on a nearby cottage in such a remote venue. P1100751

P1100753P1100756Stalling Busk, known locally as Busk, is 1,100 feet above sea level.

After some recuperation we then had to return back to Buckden along the same route as it is not possible to do a circular walk without extending the mileage considerably. We had already walked about 6.5 miles up to 1840 feet (561 metres). However, on this route it is not a problem returning on the same route as the views seemed very different, especially with some cloud emerging. Also we were able to determine where we had gone wrong at the now ‘infamous’ gate and stile.

We thought we saw in the distance the Yorkshire Wildlife Trust working on the moorland, filling in old drainage channels to reduce flooding lower down, to recover some of the open moorland due to its contribution to reducing C02 and to encourage other wildlife conservation work.  Their website is: ywt.org.uk

P1100763P1100764The earlier waterfall on Cow Close Gill was now in the afternoon sun.  P1100765There was a pleasant descent back to the car to arrive at about 4.00pm.

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The end of a fabulous walk, despite the almighty cock-up. 

We decided to head back home by a different route driving over into Wensleydale which would be the focus of our next few walks on The Inn Way.

Miles Walked 13 

Steps 30,000

Calories Burnt 3,900

PS: We hit bad holiday traffic on the way back near York and be warned we are thinking of bringing in a ban on visitors to Yorkshire on walk days as it is interfering with our walking schedule! However, interestingly, despite the busy roads, we only passed 5 walkers on our walk.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 3 – The Inn Way – It’s a Mystery, Home Alone, My First Lamb, Going Over the Top, 16% Age Discount, Arcadia, To Provide a Bench or Not? Penguins in the Dales! A Mountain, False Summits, Time for a Sleep.

Post 244: 29th March 2018, The Inn Way – Yorkshire Dales, Arncliffe to Buckden. 

The alarm clock went off at 3.45am! My gear was already packed in the boot of the car, apart from my rucksack with food and flasks still to be done. The forecast was for good weather and I planned to resume The Inn Way again for the second time without Sid the Yorkshireman, Carol and Alf, all of whom were still unavailable.

But first my wife Celia was off on an adventure, going on a Mystery Cruise, and so I was dropping her off at Leeds Coach Station for a 6.30am depart to Dover.  I would be ‘Home Alone’ over Easter.

Celia had been invited to join me on a walking holiday in the Bavarian Alps later in the year with a German walking friend but, not being a walker, preferred to cruise. I have been surprised by how many people when told she is going on a Mystery Cruise have asked me where is she sailing to?! That’s the point you don’t know. Today I have heard that she docked in Ghent but, because you don’t know which port until you dock, she lost an hours sleep as the time zone is different! We are cruising together to Greenland and Russia (Baltic) later in the year!

The ‘drop off’ in Leeds went well but I had a bit of trouble getting out of Leeds, despite the sat nav. Give me driving in the countryside every time over cities.

As I got towards Grassington the fog came down for the second time this week, but I still prefer that to driving in cities. It cleared and I parked in Arncliffe near the Falcon Inn.

At about 9.00am I left the village along a road that was closed – at least it said it was until a landrover came hurtling along and I briskly stepped out of the way. It screetched to a halt and this bubbly, cheerful, young lady jumped out and headed for the lambs and starting feeding them. She then asked me if I wanted to hold them. Having never held a lamb in my life, how could I say no? They are surprisingly light, not surprisingly – very warm and certainly not nearly as cuddly as I am! However, they are a lot cuter than me.

I explained to the lady, who was a keen walker and local to the area, I was walking The Inn Way and ‘going over the top’ twice! She said I ‘should’ be alright. Now the ‘should’, should have been a would to increase my confidence so I asked her to guess my age. She said 55. Now this is over a 16% discount on my real age and as a bus pass holder I was delighted.

I said goodbye to the welcoming lady (my friends later said asked whether she had been to Specsavers recently as they were worried about her eyesight) and headed off the road to the not too promising path. There had been heavy overnight rain and I hoped the paths weren’t flooded like this all the way.

P1100639My fears were soon allayed as the final mist lifted and wonderful green velvety grass paths welcomed me. P1100640I had entered ‘Arcadia’ (as opposed to arcades in Leeds)  with wonderful soft paths, stone barns and the ancient Skoska Wood, which is the largest ash and rowan wood left in the Yorkshire Dales, now protected as a nature reserve.   The valley of Littondale was carved by glaciers and the meltwater thousands of years ago with its Yoredale rocks lining both sides of the flat valley floor. It has changed little since then and it felt like I stepping back in time to a less hurried world where nature predominated. P1100641P1100642P1100643The water in the River Skirfare was crystal clear and the low sun was casting ethereal reflections of the trees onto the river.P1100644P1100645P1100646P1100647The sudden contrast from Leeds or for that matter any city was stark.

Despite the rain overnight, the river had largely dried up in parts through the permeable limestone, only to emerge further downstream where there were less permeable rocks. A very strange phenomena.

P1100648P1100650Certainly the sheep and lambs were enjoying the warming sun, peace and tranquility of the day as they sunbathed. No other walkers were about. Many birds were singing their hearts out.

Litton soon came into view and The Queens Arms. It was time for a coffee and banana break on a small bench in the sun, just beyond the pub (Arncliffe please note and get the Parish Council to cough up for one. Even 55 year olds would appreciate it, not to mention those like me with a bus pass.). Rumour has it that Arncliffe won’t provide a bench as people might sit on it! I would be happy to come to the ‘opening ceremony’ and try it out when built.  

It is believed that the inn probably provided refreshments as far back as the 17th Century. It is a classic example of an old drover’s inn with flagstone floors, low beams open fires and wood burners, and is the home of Litton Ale Brewery. The inn uses local ingredients and provides homemade food and great ale. I was surprised to see penguins in the area and that was without a drink!P1100662I then began the ascent of Birks Fell to Buckden in Wharfedale. This is now a designated mountain (a hill above two thousand feet at 610 metres or 2,001 feet). On old imperial maps the highest point was shown as 2001-feet, but this was revised to 608 metres (the trig pillar is currently shown at 607 metres on maps) upon metric conversion. In 2006 the Ordnance Survey agreed with walkers that it was indeed over 2,000 feet just north-west of Birks Tarn.

In Alfred’s Wainwright’s book ‘A Pennine Journey – The Story of a Long Walk in 1938’ he says:

“There is only one way to know a hill, and that is to put your feet on it and walk. Wander about leisurely if you wish, but better still, make the summit your objective and struggle up it. Plunge into the bracken and heather, and wrestle with the thousands of tentacles that would hold you back; splash through the streams that silver the hillside; scramble up the rocks and know the thrill that enslaves the mountaineer; sweat and pant, slip and tumble, and curse if you are so minded, and rest often. But get to the top………..

Either you will never want to see a hill again, in which case you may safely assume that the rot has settled in your soul so deeply that nothing will remove it; or you will hunger for the next opportunity, do it again and again and keep young forever.”

He also mentions about running down on the descent, but this is unwise for a so called 55 year old + 16% like myself as I am likely to trip up and be stuck on the fell. Given my wife was away I could be there for a while until someone found me ‘dead or alive’. I only met one other person on the climb I was about to start.

I soon passed an unnamed farm (on the map) and clearly the sheep were desperate to join me on the mountain.

P1100664As I ascended I kept looking back to the stupendous views. Who decided the shape of each field with its drystone walls and what was the rationale behind the shapes and sizes of the fields? IMG_1536P1100668P1100671P1100672P1100673P1100674P1100677The ascent looked long! IMG_1537And looking back was long. P1100678Nearing the top a little snow was clinging on. P1100679After the gate the trig pillar came into view and the descent, sometimes slippy and boggy, began. P1100680P1100682IMG_1538I was surprised to see frog spawn on the path. P1100683I passed a young man who was walking the route from Starbottom in reverse to me.

After a long tiring descent I reached Bucken to find both the Buck Inn and cafe closed. I had hoped to get a Dales ice-cream having missed out on one on my previous walk. This contrasted with when I did the Dales Way in 1990 and On Foot from Settle to Hadrian’s Wall in 1997 (see earlier blogs) when the cafe and pub were thriving. However, the cafe is for sale and it is planned that the inn will re-open.

Fortunately, I was carrying my own provisions and was able to have lunch on a huge bench (Arncliffe please note).

There was a bed and breakfast for ‘Mad Hatters’.

P1100689It was time to leave The Inn Way and find a route back to the car at Arncliffe.

I then joined The Dales Way towards Starbottom and it’s velvety level grass paths were a delight to the feet and the mind, as the sun came out again in the sheltered valley.

I would strongly recommend The Dales Way for anyone wishing to walk their first long-distance walk. But do it in 6-7 days in order to savour it (see 1990 blog), not in 4 as I had been encouraged to do by my walking companion at the time.

I was somewhat surprised to see a propeller aeroplane come hurtling low down the valley. P1100693There are some delightful colourful enclosed ways on The Dales Way, which offer shelter from any breeze. P1100695Opposite the bridleway to Starbottom I took the ascending bridleway in the opposite direction, leading towards Old Cote Moor. This climb was particularly noticeable coming at the end of the day’s walk and there seemed to be many false summits where I got to what I thought was the top, only to find there was another one ahead. However, the views below of the meandering River Skirfare, slowly finding it’s route like a large snake, made the effort well worthwhile. Also, given my car was over the hill, there was no choice – I had to keep going. My bus pass was no use. P1100696P1100697P1100698P1100699Before the top and the heather line, I passed the young lad again. It was about 2pm and he said the Falcon Inn was due to close at 3pm. I hoped to make it for a cup of tea and icecream or cake as all my provisions had now gone. P1100700The descent followed with some relief. This is when most accidents happen and so it was important to keep concentrating on where I was putting my feet. It was clouding over, getting cooler and felt as though rain would arrive soon. P1100701P1100702P1100703Just before the village it was only appropriate the walk would end with lambs just as it had started. P1100710P1100711I arrived at the Falcon Inn at 2.40pm and fortunately the landlord was welcoming and provided a pot of tea and a warm delicious scone by a warming fire. A proper Dales Inn. A great end to a great and challenging walkP1100713P1100715P1100717P1100719

Miles Walked 13.2

Steps 30,000

Calories Burnt 3,200

PS:   When I came out of the Inn it was raining!

On the way home I found a delightful cafe at the bottom of the main street of Pateley Bridge, which had loads of varieties of Dales home-made ice-creams, pancakes and cakes, all reasonably priced.  A well earned reward.

It could become a regular stopping point. There is 50p parking for an hour just off the road a little further up on the right. IMG_1542I hit bad holiday and works traffic just after Knaresborough and so had a 30 minutes sleep in the car until it died down.

It had been a long day for a 55 year old! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Day 2 – The Inn Way – Simply Magic, Chasing the Dawn, fog, frost, Vauclusian Springs, Perfect Timing, Except for the Dales Ice-cream, Airborne, On Top of a Pie, England’s Worst Caving Accident, One of My Best Walks Ever, Volvo Birds’ Airbags?

Post 243: 26 March 2018, The Inn Way – Yorkshire Dales, Conistone to Arncliffe

Sid the Yorkshireman and Carol  were unavailable today as they had ‘other more urgent priorities’. Now what could be a more urgent priority than going to the one of the best parts of the Yorkshire Dales on a day with a superb forecast for sun and dry weather?

They will of course be summoned to a hearing of the Ethic’s Committee which rules on these matters. If their reasons are not compelling the punishment could be that they are set adrift on a boat to the Isles of Silly Persons or even worse to a country over the channel that is in the EU. Given that Sid the Yorkshireman feels uncomfortable going to the t’other side of York that should sort him out.

I thought for one minute about whether I should walk solo and looked at the weather forecast and decided an early start was needed as there should be a good dawn to chase. I therefore left home just before 6.30am which also meant avoiding the worst of the traffic. After ignoring the sat nav that wanted to send me to ‘jammed’ Harrogate, I  passed instead through Knaresborough and soon after the dawn came up. Not the ideal location but it was worth getting up for early. P1100496Leaving Pateley Bridge on the B6265 there were few cars, but some lovely views. P1100497P1100499However, approaching Grassington the views turned to thick fog, which lasted until I arrived at Conistone. Very strange as I didn’t remember fog being forecast.  There was more of a hard frost in the Conistone area than fog. I started walking at just after 8.30am with clear blue skies. Conistone is a good example of an Anglian settlement that goes back to the 8th century with ploughing terraces on the hillside. The first thing that strikes you is how quiet it is.

P1100504Following the road and then a field path, Kilnsey Crag came into view. P1100500P1100502The River Wharfe was passed.P1100503P1100505I crossed the frosty fields towards the Crag and The Tennant Arms pub. P1100506P1100507Kilnsey Crag was formed when water from Vauclusian Springs had worn subterranean ramifications, to finally emerge from the limestone near its base. Here the series of springs burst out where the basement of Silurian slates is not far below. Glacial meltwater would have supplied the springs. Close up to the limestone crag is an impressive site and it is a favourite haunt of rock climbers. It is 170-feet high with an overhang of 40-feet.

Leaving the crag along the B6160 there were white sheep, black sheep and brown sheep in the adjoining fields. P1100514 A couple of accommodation units for groups were passed.

Leaving the B6160 I was now entering Littondale, a glacial U-shaped valley with flat valley pastures and steep wooded sides and drained by the River Skirfare. Three deer were enjoying the peace in the fields just off the lane to Arncliffe.P1100521The frost created interesting patterns. P1100524Whilst mist was still lurking behind me back towards GrassingtonP1100526P1100527I arrived at Hawkswick Bridge and the route crosses the bridge to the hamlet of Hawkswick, only to cross back shortly afterwards.  Hawkswick was named after the birds of prey that once flew in the area.

P1100530There were lapwings ‘dancing’ in pairs. I could also hear curlew. The countryside was coming alive after our long and cold winter. Later I saw a dipper and heard skylarks and a woodpecker. P1100537There were some vibrant colours in the walls. P1100532P1100533P1100535A farmer then pulled up with his buggy and trailer and took new born lambs out of the trailer. Marvellous to see as the lambs had found a new exciting world to explore.

P1100544P1100538However, they were staying near to ‘mom’ even if it meant going airborne. P1100545‘Mom’ was keeping a close eye on them.

Soon after a large meander in the river, which one day long after I have gone to ‘heaven’, will form an ox-bow lake, I came across a fisherman from Leicester who was looking for brown trout. He had once cycled from Land’s End to John O’Groats and now had a desire to walk it. Impressive. Little did I realise at this point I would go to ‘heaven’ much earlier than I thought.

P1100552P1100553Suddenly and rather strangely the mist came ‘enveloping’ up the valley. It went much cooler and I felt very disappointed fearing this could be in for the day. P1100555Arriving at the Anglian settlement of Arncliffe, meaning ‘eagle cliff’, there was still some colour to be found.P1100556The present church, dedicated to St Oswald, dates mainly from 1796 and 1841. The church tower dates back to the late 15th century and there is a memorial to the local men who died at the Battle of Floden in 1513, when the Scots and English were still fighting each other. The bell is from 1350 and one of the oldest in the country and is believed to have come from Fountains Abbey.

P1100557Trouble makers in the area were  put in stocks. P1100558It was coffee and banana break time but surprisingly, despite its spacious Anglian village green, there are no benches. I think this gives the wrong message for the village. The only benches are for the use of patrons of the Falcon pub. I had no choice but to perch on an ancient drinking monument.

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The traditional Dales pub, The Falcon, has a good reputation and was recommended by the fisherman as a place to stay.

P1100559It was now time to leave The Inn Way and find a route back to my car. This was to be a circuitous route over Middlesmoor Pasture to Kettlewell and then back along the Dales Way. I was still disappointed with the mist as I climbed the steep path through Park Scar Wood, whilst trying to avoid trees falling on my ‘crop of hair’.

P1100561P1100564At the top of the pasture and with perfect timing the mist started to move further along the valley and at the same time disperse. I sat and watched it, quite mesmerised. I had gone to ‘heaven’ as I hadn’t seen the like of it in over 30 years of walking in the Dales. See separate video on Facebook. Here are the later stages of the mist rising, along with the emerging views below of Littondale and Arncliffe and with the sun now radiating a comforting warmth.

IMG_1519IMG_1521P1100571P1100570A couple passed me in the opposite direction and I watched as for some strange reason they veered right and missed the gate to descend to the wood I had just come up. They walked and pondered as to where to go for a long time and in the end seemed to find an alternative but incorrect way down.

Just as I got up to carry on walking another couple of walkers from Harrogate and Sheffield University stopped for a chat. They were only the third and fourth walkers I had seen all day!

The views were still stunning as I reached the ‘heather line’. P1100573 P1100575P1100577Littondale disappeared from view and I then started to descend into Wharfedale towards Kettlewell. 

I didn’t get far as there were yet more stunning views and I decided to stop for lunch. What better place could there be to have lunch? Who needs to go to expensive restaurants when there are views like this.

Great Whernside loomed like a huge table top, still clinging to its disappearing snow line. Kettlewell nestled sheltered at the bottom of it. P1100578P1100579Buckden Pike could be viewed to the left. P1100580The villages of Starbottom and Buckden were in view nestled below Buckden Pike, all in warming sunshine. It was time to apply some more suncream. P1100582If I was going to finish the walk I had to get going again, but could have quite happily have sun-bathed for an hour or two. There were breathtaking views as I descended to Kettlewell and an intended Dales icecream – my first of the year. I had earned it.

P1100584P1100585P1100586P1100590P1100591I found a couple of pubs but, despite trying two cafes (one was closed and the other sold the wrong sort of ice-cream) and a shop there was nowhere to buy a Dales ice-cream. The ice-cream parlour had the supply tied up but I was too early in season or had arrived on the wrong day.

Turner had been in this area.P1100592There was also the youth hostel (now also a Post Office) which I had stayed in on my 1990 Dales Way walk – my first long-distance walk. Hard to forecast then that I would now be on my 55th!P1100595I left Kettlewell with a sad heart having been denied an ice-cream, but was pleased to be back on the Dales Way 28 years later than when first on it. P1100596It soon brought back the need to go through and over many stiles on the Dales Way, some which have springs on the gates that can make you airborne if you are not careful. P1100597I soon passed Scargill House in its wonderful peaceful setting. P1100598P1100599I then passed a lady walking the Dales Way solo. Only the fifth walker I had seen all day! P1100600Kilnsey Crag came into view on the other side of the valley and Conistone Pie on my side of the valley. I climbed to the top of the Pie but found out that I am not good at taking photographs of myself and gave up. I am not of the ‘selfie’ generation.

As I descended to Conistone, still in warm sunshine, it seemed only fitting that Kilnsey Crag would come into view again.

P1100619A visit to the 8th century St Mary’s Church finished the day perfectly. It is the oldest church in the Southern Dales. It has a poor box and Norman font. In the graveyard is a sad memorial to a group of six young men who were killed by rising floodwater whilst they were exploring nearby Mossdale Caverns on 24th June 1967, in what was England’s worst caving accident. P1100620There are some beautiful Dales craft works – such detail! P1100623P1100622P1100624On the way home I called in for an ice-cream at Birchfield Farm ice cream parlour just after Pateley Bridge – but that was closed too!!  Some things in life are not meant to be.

But I did see some more delightful Yorkshire views.

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One of my best walks EVER. Simply Magic. 

Miles Walked 13.7 

Steps 29,000

Calories Burnt 4,500 – plenty of allowance for ice-cream then! 

PS – A bird hit my Volvo and now I get a message saying that the Pedestrian Airbag needs a service! They need to fit bird airbags. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Against the Clock, Winter Trousers Off, Retirement, Spring has Arrived.

Post 242: A Circular Walk from Lastingham

Sid the Yorkshireman had an appointment in the afternoon and so we decided to give The Inn Way – Yorkshire Dales a miss and go somewhere closer to home.

The temperature had increased considerably for the day and so I decided to not wear my winter trousers for the first time since about November. I also replaced my winter body warmer with a lighter one.

The miniature daffodils were out in my garden.

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We came up with a circular walk starting at Lastingham, one of my favourite villages on the North York Moors.  Leaving the village at just after 9.00am, heading north onto the open Spaunton Moor, Ana Cross soon came into view. P1100461 This is an impressive cross standing some 10 feet high. IMG_1474

P1100462We decided it was too windy for our coffee break and continued to a bench at the top of Rosedale Chimney.  Sid the Yorkshireman and Alf decided it was still too windy on the bench so dropped down off the ridge, so I had the bench to myself.

The views were stunning.

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P1100470There was no one else about apart from the three of us – almost perfect solitude.

We briefly followed the lane south before leaving it to descend to Loskey Beck.

We then ascended from the beck before taking a southerly path through the heather.P1100471Arriving at Hutton-le-hole  we had the luxury of a bench each for lunch. This would be much busier in summer and even this coming Easter school holidays. P1100473There were just a few sheep to keep us company.

P1100474Carol, who often walks with us, was at work for her last week before retirement. Clearly when she retires she will be joining us for walks a lot more, judging by the cake she was given by her colleagues.

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We wandered through the picturesque village of Hutton-le-hole where the sheep kept it well ‘manicured’.

After a steep ascent sweeping views towards Rollgate Bank and Farndale could be seen.P1100479Passing through the quiet village of Spaunton, where little seems to happen, we noticed the recycling bins for alcoholic bottles and cans were well stocked with empties!

Above Lastingham we reached Victoria Cross. 

P1100481P1100482A final descent with views of the church took us back to Lastingham

With temperatures of up to 12 degrees it really did feel as though spring had arrived at last, especially in the sheltered villages.

Miles Walked 9 

Steps 20,000

Calories burnt 4,000

Day 1 – The Inn Way – Yorkshire Dales – 55th Long-distance Walk, Sid the Yorkshireman is Certified as a Grumpy Old man, Who Gives a Crap, Bamboo Toilet Paper, A Nervous Breakdown, Snow Angels.

Post 241: 19 March 2018, The Inn Way – Yorkshire Dales – Grassington to Conistone

It was with some anticipation that we embarked on our second Inn Way, but this time instead of the North York Moors it was the Yorkshire Dales.

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In view of the forecast of icy roads early on we delayed our departure until 8.00am. Our intended route was blocked first by a road accident and then cars coming off the A64. We therefore carried onto the A1 and followed the sat nav to Wetherby. Big mistake as it then took us towards Harrogate and a huge jam. We turned round and went through Knaresborough to get onto the Pateley Bridge road B6265. Sat navs have their limitations and we often find our local knowledge is better at avoiding jams.

Now Sid the Yorkshireman has allergies to traffic jams and this was a disaster given that we were going to the Yorkshire Dales, which he regarded as the far side of the World. He became, to put it mildly, somewhat negative. He was losing walking time. At this point it was decided to certify him as a grumpy old man.

I was overjoyed with the views before us and stopped the car to take some photographs – more delays.P1100375P1100376P1100377P1100378By this time I needed a comfort break and we followed a sign for toilets to I think Dacre Banks. It took a while to find the toilets as they were not very well signed – more delays. P1100372They served my purpose, but Carol and Steve thought they were some of the worst toilets they had come across. However, they looked okay from the outside once you had found them!

According to a new book Rebel Prince about Prince Charles he has a fondness for “premium comfort” lavatory paper. For once I have complete support for Prince Charles  as after Blue Planet II my wife cancelled our luxury not recyclable quilted Sainsbury’s toilet paper and replaced it with something that simply didn’t work. It was grounds for divorce, but fortunately she saw reason and we now have super strong Premium Bamboo toilet paper from ‘Who gives a crap’.  As a keen environmentalist Charles would approve.

According to the firm: “It is like wiping with clouds. Made with 100% forest friendly bamboo, has no inks, dyes or scents. 50% of profits help build toilets for those in need”. Perhaps Dacre Parish Council should get some?!!!

By this time Sid the Yorkshireman was having a nervous breakdown, but all was not lost as outside the toilets there was a pump and sign!

Speeding onto Grassington, with roads free of ice, we arrived at just after 10.00am – over two hours of travelling, twice the norm. Fortunately, we got the last free car parking space in Grassington as otherwise we would have had to get the men in white coats for Sid the Yorkshireman to take him away – he doesn’t like paying for parking. Most people spend over £700 a year on car parking. Sid the Yorkshireman probably pays about £7 per annum. It was unheard of to have our banana and coffee break in the car but we did. It was then onto the start of the walk further down the main street.

Now as you can see Sid the Yorkshireman  has a ‘new’ hat on, which he thought he had lost but found it again (there is theme here). He brought this on the walk in case the Russians invade and so with that hat on they will think he is on their side.

P1100381Fortunately, I had my infamous ‘1991’ hat on which will go down well when the Americans come to rescue us. This has been lost and found more times than I have had hot dinners, such is life when you are of bus pass age. P1100382The great thing about walking in winter in the Dales is that it is very quiet. In summer the main street would be packed.

Leaving Grassington there was still some ice about.

P1100386The buds on the trees were still being held back by first The Beast from the East and then the Mini Beast. Now it is not for me to put forward conspiracy theories, but I have read that it is possible to control climates and is it a coincidence that the bad weather comes from the East? Now Russia just happens to also be in the East. Hmm….

P1100387Near Town End Farm there was some confusion as, since the guide book has been published, the farm has expanded and the path redirected. However, our route was quite picturesque being snow lined.P1100389

P1100390P1100391We joined the correct path along the edge of Grass Wood. 

We then emerged onto a clearer track with superb views of Kilnsey Crag.

 We dropped down to Conistone and found benches in the centre for lunch in the warm sun. Lovely.

At this point we left The Inn Way to find our way back to the car. We followed he path to Bell Scar and Dib. This was quite dramatic with snow coming down on top of us and big icicles and narrow passageways.

We eventually emerged to more open ground P1100418P1100419Before being confined again as we joined The Dales Way 

The Dales Way was my first proper long-distance walk, which I completed in 1990 and now I was on it again 28 years later not feeling a day older!

P1100427P1100428  This was proved when we went into ‘snow play’ and became snow angels.

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Eventually, we got a grip and continued our walk.P1100433The RAF had received reports of strange folks in the area and buzzed us. P1100443 Some of the stiles were interesting. P1100445And there were some stunning expansive views. P1100447P1100448We arrived back in Grassington, which even if you are not religious had a poignant message in God’s own County of Yorkshire.

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P1100449It took only an hour and 15 minutes to get back home and Sid the Yorkshireman was a lot happier and you never know, on this walk, he may come to love the Dales as I do, not just  the North York Moors? 

Miles Walked 7.3

Steps 18,000

Calories Burnt 3,300

PS We are on The Inn Way and forgot to take photographs of the Inns.  Oops!

 

 

 

A Day off from Long Distance Walks with The Launch of the Alternative Grand Tour – The Last of the Summer Gear. 

Post 240: 15 March 2017

The previous day I had gone to collect my car in the Midlands following its replacement clutch being fitted. The previous clutch had ‘exploded’, which as I explained in my previous blog is the first clutch replacement in any of my Volvos for over 30 years. Rumour has it that it might have been the Russians in retaliation for the expulsion of their Ambassadors.

Having left York at 6.00am it had taken over 5 hours to get to Wolverhampton in my courtesy car, a BMW Series 2, but only just over 2 hours to get back in my Volvo V40. By no means would I like you to jump to the conclusion that Volvo are better than BMWs. I even got a creme egg and dime bar courtesy of Volvo as well as all expenses paid.

It always seems easier getting back into Yorkshire than leaving it.

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I had done enough driving in the last few days and so Alf brought out the emergency reserve transport (his main car was not available due to grandchildren duties). Now we might have done better using the bicycles outside the Lockton Youth Hostel.

P1100364What was worrying is that the wire in the boot was in case the exhaust came even more loose than it was already.  The rubbish (milk bottle and Sainsbury’s bag) in the back were what we collected at the end of the walk. The ‘other bits’ are another story. P1100369However, we had nothing to worry about as there was a decent first aid kit, especially if there were lots of insects about. P1100367

All we had to do now was find the CD player and CDs. This proved impossible as there were only tapes and a tape player. Alf’s children must have had a strange taste in music  as I didn’t recognise any of them. P1100366

Having completed The Inn Way, North York Moors, we had planned to start The Inn Way, Yorkshire Dales, starting from Grassington. However, the forecast was for heavy rain all day so we decided to find a short walk somewhere else, hopefully a bit drier. We thought about the coast but high winds were forecast and in the end we decided on a 7 mile walk around the Hole of Horcum on the North York Moors, which we should finish before the rains came. Coincidently an almost exact replica of our planned walk was in this months Country Walking Magazine.

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We were due to start walking from Levisham, but there is a very steep descent and ascent for about a mile to get to the village and Alf wasn’t sure the engine would cope with it. He decided to risk it, despite noticing a gap in the road barrier where presumably a car had gone off the road in the bad weather at a bend to plunge to the valley bottom below.

We started walking at about 8.30am and put waterproofs on from the start. I decided not to take many photographs as it was dank and misty. However, I had to take one entering the Hole of Horcum. P1100360

At the bottom of the hole we had a very early lunch.

We climbed out of the valley up Dundale Griff to Dundale Pond and back to Levisham. We finished walking at 12.30pm and with some spare time decided to audition for Top Gear given that we understood the Top Gear Grand Tour series was due to finish.

Ours would be the Alternative Grand Tour – The Last of the Summer Gear. 

We started by demonstrating the safety features of Alf’s Toyota Corolla GS. We were not sure what the GS stood for but it was possibly, Gone to Seed, but then we weren’t sure whether it referred to the car or the car owner? Or it could stand for ‘Great Scot’.

It certainly did not refer to the chap on the bonnet testing if the pedestrian air bags were as good as on his Volvo V40. No airbags were found. Such bravery and athleticism for someone with a bus pass. We had set up special lighting effects (yes the car lights still worked) for filming, which basically made my legs look supernatural. There are rumours.

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Unlike with a Volvo V40, the bonnet did bend under my weight!

Our next task was to compare the BMW Series 2, the Volvo V40 and the Toyota Corolla.

The BMW costs in excess of £25,000 and comes with a decent boot of 390 litres, can do 0-62 in 8.8 seconds, maximum speed of 130 mph, is supplied with alloys and had Drive Performance Control Eco, Pro and Comfort and Sport Suspension

The Volvo V40 is about £20,000 and comes with Sensus Connect Navigation, Cruise Control, Alloys, Rear Park Assist, LED lights, the first ever Pedestrian Airbags on a car, three point safety belts and side impact airbags, Drive E-power trains (engines) balancing responsive power with class leading efficiency, IntelliSafe innovations to support you while your driving, helping to protect you against accidents and protecting you if if one occurs. 120 hp, 89 CO2 (so no road tax), twin exhaust pipes with chrome sleeves, roof spoiler, an Information Centre, heated front and rear windows, City Safety, Speed Limiter, SIPs, WHIPS ABS, DSTC (Dynamic Stability and traction Control), Automatic Headlight levelling system, Home Safe and Approach Lighting, IDIS (Intelligent Driver Information System), Bluetooth, High Performance Sound System with radio, CD and DVD (only when not driving!), 1969cc engine, top speed 118 mph, 0-60 in 9.2 seconds, extra urban mpg 62.8.

However, the 17 year old Toyota will appeal to the more prudent driver and offers of over £50 are invited to purchase it. It has aerodynamic sleek lines and turquoise colouring.

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Registered in 2001 its CO2 emissions are 162 and presumably the road tax is quite high and it is not eco friendly. It would make an excellent car for any scrap exchange scheme.

It comes with wheels, lights, a steering wheel, a glove box, tape player and chairs. It offers a vibration service for all parts of the body. It has a top speed of 55 mph with the wind behind it.

The exhaust could drop off at anytime and at the present time Sid the Yorkshireman says it sounds like a rally car. Not only does he need to go to Specsavers he also needs a hearing test (they do both).

However, the good news is that it has a working clutch.

On the way home the rain came………

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Miles Walked 7.1

Steps 17,000

Calories Burned 25,000